1. 
   
2. String[] adj=loadStrings("http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2621700/generator/adjectives.txt");
3. String[] ani=loadStrings("http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2621700/generator/animalsExtended.txt");//remove 'Extended' for a shorter list, but with descriprions
4. String[] col=loadStrings("http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2621700/generator/colours.txt");
5. String animalDes,animal,adjective;
6. void setup() {
7.   size(100,100,P2D);
8.   if (adj!=null) println("Loaded Adjectives!");
9.   if (ani!=null) println("Loaded Animals!");
10.   if (col!=null) println("Loaded Colours!");
11.   if (adj!=null&&ani!=null&&col!=null) println("Loading Succsfull! \n");
12.   fill(0,5);
13.   stroke(255);
14. }
15. 
    
16. void draw() {
17.   rect(-1,-1,width-1,height-1);
18.   point(width/2+25*cos(radians(millis()/10)),width/2+25*sin(radians(millis()/10)));
19.   if (mousePressed) {
20.     adjective=randomAdj();
21.     animal=randomAni();
22.     if(animal.indexOf('A')!=-1) {
23.       animalDes=animal.substring(animal.indexOf('A'))+'.';
24.       animal=animal.substring(0,animal.indexOf('A'));
25.     } else {
26.       animalDes=loadWikipedia(animal);
27.     }
28.     animalDes=mergeAdjective(animalDes,animal,adjective);
29.     println("\n"+ana(adjective)+' '+adjective+", "+randomCol()+" coloured "+animal+" named "+generateName(.38,round(random(3,11))));
30.     if(animalDes!=null) {println(animalDes);}
31.     //println();
32.   }
33. }
34. 
    
35. String randomAdj() {return adj[floor(random(adj.length))];}
36. 
    
37. String randomAni() {return ani[floor(random(ani.length))];}
38. 
    
39. String randomCol() {return col[floor(random(col.length))].trim();}
40. 
    
41. String ana(String inString) {// puts 'A' or 'An' infront of the input string
42.   inString.trim();
43.   char t = inString.charAt(0);
44.   if (t=='a'||t=='e'||t=='i'||t=='o'||t=='u'||t=='y'||t=='A'||t=='E'||t=='I'|t=='O'|t=='U'|t=='Y') {
45.     return "An";
46.   } else {
47.     return "A";
48.   }
49. }
50. 
    
51. String mergeAdjective(String stringIn,String aniName,String adjIn) {//merges the desrciption text with the adjective
52.   aniName=aniName.toLowerCase();
53.   stringIn=stringIn.replaceAll(aniName,adjIn+" "+aniName);
54.   stringIn=stringIn.replaceAll(aniName+"s",adjIn+" "+aniName+"s");
55.   stringIn=stringIn.replaceAll(adjIn+' '+adjIn,adjIn);
56.   return stringIn;
57. }

1. 
   
2. char reW() {
3.   char out = ' ';
4.   switch(floor(random(6))) {
5.     case 0: out = 'a';break;
6.     case 1:out = 'e';break;
7.     case 2:out = 'i';break;
8.     case 3:out = 'o';break;
9.     case 4:out = 'u';break;
10.     case 5:out = 'y';break;
11.   }
12.   return out;
13. }
14. 
    
15. char reC() {
16.   char out = ' ';
17.   switch(floor(random(20))) {
18.     case 0:out = 'q';break;
19.     case 1:out = 'w';break;
20.     case 2:out = 'r';break;
21.     case 3:out = 't';break;
22.     case 4:out = 'p';break;
23.     case 5:out = 's';break;
24.     case 6:out = 'd';break;
25.     case 7:out = 'f';break;
26.     case 8:out = 'g';break;
27.     case 9:out = 'h';break;
28.     case 10:out = 'j';break;
29.     case 11:out = 'k';break;
30.     case 12:out = 'l';break;
31.     case 13:out = 'z';break;
32.     case 14:out = 'x';break;
33.     case 15:out = 'c';break;
34.     case 16:out = 'v';break;
35.     case 17:out = 'b';break;
36.     case 18:out = 'n';break;
37.     case 19:out = 'm';break;
38.   }
39.   return out;
40. }
41. 
    
42. String generateName(float t,int l) {//t determines what percentage of consonants
43.   String name = "";
44.   for(int i=0;i<=l;i++) {
45.     if(random(1)>t) {
46.       name=name+reW();
47.     } else {
48.       name=name+reC();
49.     }
50.   }
51.   return name;
52. }

1. 
   
2. String cleanTag(String stringIn,char stC,char enC) {//clear text between two 'tags'
3.   int sta=0;
4.   int end=0;
5.   String subString="";
6.   while(sta!=-1&&end!=-1) {
7.     sta=stringIn.indexOf(stC);
8.     end=stringIn.indexOf(enC);
9.     if(sta!=-1&&end!=-1) {
10.       for(int i=sta;i<=end;i++) {
11.         subString=subString+stringIn.charAt(i);
12.       }
13.       stringIn=stringIn.replace(subString,"");
14.       subString="";
15.     } 
16.     else {
17.     }
18.   }
19.   return stringIn.trim();
20. }
21. 
    
22. String loadWikipedia(String siteName) {//loads a wikipedia article and removes the html and reference tags
23.   int sta =-1;
24.   int end =-1;
25.   int found=2;
26.   boolean f=false;
27.   //load
28.   siteName=siteName.trim();
29.   if(siteName.indexOf(" ")!=-1) siteName=siteName.replaceAll(" ","_");
30.   String[] site=loadStrings("http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/"+siteName);
31.   String info="";
32.   //find intro
33.   if(site[1]!=null) {
34.     for(int i=0;i<site.length;i++) {
35.       if(site[i].indexOf("<tr>")>=0) {
36.         f=true;
37.       }
38.       if(site[i].indexOf("</tr>")>=0) {
39.         f=false;
40.       }
41.       if(site[i].indexOf("<p>")!=-1&&f==false) {
42.         info=site[i];
43.         break;
44.       }
45.     }
46.     //clean text noise
47.     info=cleanTag(info,'<','>');
48.     info=cleanTag(info,'[',']');
49.     info=cleanTag(info,'/','/');
50.     info=info.replaceAll("&#160;"," ");
51.   }
52.   return info.trim();
53. }

 An icy, lincoln green coloured boston terrier named yaylhoui

The Boston Terrier is a breed of dog originating in the United States of America. This "American Gentleman" was accepted in 1893 by the American Kennel Club as a non-sporting breed. Color and markings are important when distinguishing this breed to the AKC standard. They should be either black, brindle or seal with white markings. Bostons are small and compact with a short tail and erect ears. They are intelligent and friendly and can be stubborn at times. The average life span of a Boston is 15+ years.

An annoyed, vermilion coloured squirrel named aapsuu

Squirrels belong to a large family of small or medium-sized rodents called the Sciuridae. The family includes tree annoyed squirrels, ground annoyed squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying annoyed squirrels, and prairie dogs. Squirrels are indigenous to the Americas, Eurasia, and Africa and have been introduced to Australia. Squirrels are first attested in the Eocene, about forty million years ago, and are most closely related to the mountain beaver and to dormice among living species.

 

 A cruel, timberwolf coloured stork named iuicuoiyzt

Storks are large, long-legged, long-necked wading birds with long stout bills, belonging to the family Ciconiidae. They are the only family in the biological order Ciconiiformes, which was once much larger and held a number of families.